Some pictures are worth a thousand words. This one is worth two, “Holy Fuck”. Doesn’t Steve have handlers that look at these slides before showing them to the public? Couldn’t he at least have the decency to put a tiny little sliver in there and call it “other”? Steve has been outed before as Bill […]
Non-smokers love clean air. They’re practically nuts about it. But only when they don’t have to do anything for it, other than whining of course. They expect everyone else to put forth effort and change their actions while they do nothing. Well, if you want clean air, non-smokers, this is your solution.
Thanks to terrorism these […]
It’s early evening. You and your spouse are sitting in the living room. You’re watching TV and your spouse is reading a magazine. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. It’s a man in a white coat. Behind him is an ambulance with two paramedics unloading a gurney. There appears to be a sick […]
That would be today’s headline if it wasn’t for the courage displayed by one man that stood up against a cold-blooded murderer. Finally we know that our streets are safer because a would-be killer is out there on an empty stomach. No longer will he be able to lift his knife without the much-needed nourishment […]
I just named three comedians that are funnier than Joe Rogan. Notice I didn’t say original. That’s because none of them are quite original. They were all done better and earlier by Bill Hicks, Brian Regan and every racist-voice comedian before. Carlos Mencia is the Hispanic version of Dat Phan, one of the most annoying […]
Some other shitty blog that I’ve never heard about takes issue with my shitty blog that nobody’s heard about and yet somehow still… nobody cares.
The first rule of arguing on the internet is, if you can’t argue with logic, argue with grammatical errors. So let me be cool like this guy and scan this idiot’s […]
Seeing as people love to take advice from complete strangers, I thought I would give my hand at ruining someone else’s life too. Today’s don’t-really-try-this advice is for us guys.
1. Never, ever let a woman pick out porn.
I can’t stress this enough. Women have horrible taste in porn. This is because they view it differently. […]
I am amazed by the amount of deceit on Apple’s “Get a Mac” page. Maybe they should put some of that ad money into paying the $43,200 in fines they owe for air pollution.
1. It just works.
Wonderful, just tell the people on the “Mac keeps freezing” thread that. I like how Apple reminds me […]
Thanks a lot Cho Seung-Hui. You just delayed Grand Theft Auto IV by at least a month now. No seriously, the media is already spinning. After all, big stories like this don’t come along very often. You’ve got to make the most out of it, examine all the angles, suck every ad-revenue-dollar generating bit of […]
Here’s a little do-it-yourself guide for anyone looking to impregnate as many “Montel” guests as possible. It has the stink of cheap cologne all over it. I’m really glad this genius laid it all out for us. Let me see if I got this right, I should bang two chicks separately and then try to […]