Non-smokers are lazy
June 1st, 2007
Non-smokers love clean air. They’re practically nuts about it. But only when they don’t have to do anything for it, other than whining of course. They expect everyone else to put forth effort and change their actions while they do nothing. Well, if you want clean air, non-smokers, this is your solution.
Thanks to terrorism these babies are dirt cheap, yet non-smokers are too lazy to wear them. They would rather force new legislation so that other people conform to their expectations. Can you believe how selfish these fucking pricks are? If you don’t have a gas mask or oxygen tank rolling around with you then shut the fuck up about secondhand smoke. You had the chance to avoid it but you were too lazy to do so. I feel no pity for people too lazy to help themselves. They deserve whatever they get.
It’s the same thing with cars. These non-smokers have the gall to drive by me while I’m smoking outside and make coughing noises, then drive off leaving a cloud of exhaust fumes behind them. How can you say you care about clean air while driving around a smoke stack on wheels? At least my cigarettes are produced inside the country. At least I’m not letting our youth get slaughtered overseas just so I can smoke a cigarette.
But Jimmy, I’m not driving my car into the bar where you are trying to breathe.
No, but I just might if you fuckers keep forcing me to go outside and freeze my nuts off while you sit on your fat asses and swill poison. Yea, you’re a bunch of fucking health nuts getting drunk in a bar at 11AM. Which makes me ask, if you don’t like non-smokers so much, why the fuck are you so desperate to hang out with them? Go somewhere else, like your house, or is whining to your cats not as satisfying as a real person?
When you slap these fucking dopes in the face with logic they tend to come back at you with half-thought out ideas like, “cars are essential, smoking isn’t”. Have you never heard of walking? You lazy piece of shit. Humans have been smoking a hell of a lot longer than they’ve been driving cars yet suddenly these assholes just “gotta have one”. Well I can understand, it doesn’t feel right talking on your cell phone unless you’re strapped into two tons of steel paying minimal attention to the smokers you just ran over on that last turn.
If you refuse to filter your air before you inhale it, you have no one else to blame but yourself. Stop with this fucking self-entitlement bullshit. It doesn’t exist. Take some personal responsibility, you whining maggots.