I just named three comedians that are funnier than Joe Rogan. Notice I didn’t say original. That’s because none of them are quite original. They were all done better and earlier by Bill Hicks, Brian Regan and every racist-voice comedian before. Carlos Mencia is the Hispanic version of Dat Phan, one of the most annoying […]
Some other shitty blog that I’ve never heard about takes issue with my shitty blog that nobody’s heard about and yet somehow still… nobody cares.
The first rule of arguing on the internet is, if you can’t argue with logic, argue with grammatical errors. So let me be cool like this guy and scan this idiot’s […]
Seeing as people love to take advice from complete strangers, I thought I would give my hand at ruining someone else’s life too. Today’s don’t-really-try-this advice is for us guys.
1. Never, ever let a woman pick out porn.
I can’t stress this enough. Women have horrible taste in porn. This is because they view it differently. […]
I am amazed by the amount of deceit on Apple’s “Get a Mac” page. Maybe they should put some of that ad money into paying the $43,200 in fines they owe for air pollution.
1. It just works.
Wonderful, just tell the people on the “Mac keeps freezing” thread that. I like how Apple reminds me […]
Thanks a lot Cho Seung-Hui. You just delayed Grand Theft Auto IV by at least a month now. No seriously, the media is already spinning. After all, big stories like this don’t come along very often. You’ve got to make the most out of it, examine all the angles, suck every ad-revenue-dollar generating bit of […]
Here’s a little do-it-yourself guide for anyone looking to impregnate as many “Montel” guests as possible. It has the stink of cheap cologne all over it. I’m really glad this genius laid it all out for us. Let me see if I got this right, I should bang two chicks separately and then try to […]
I stumbled across this fine looking bathroom reading material while seeing what other blogs have linked here. At first I thought the cover said “Our Big, Big Rod” but most pornography has a little better taste in cover artwork.
No unfortunately this appears to be another Christian programming book. One can only guess at what wondrous […]
Big thanks go out to Ryan Chiachiere, a researcher for the liberal watchdog organization Media Matters for America. His whiny blog post has cost a man his job. I’m sure bloggers everywhere are patting themselves on the back for a job well done.
I consider myself a liberal, except when it comes to being politically correct. […]
Here is a picture of a condom machine in London. It offers some sage advice. The sad part is, we actually need this.
What if this catches on in the US? This could actually be a good idea. Let me give some more examples.
Perhaps warnings like these would mean the end of morons suing the […]
While some people may take issue with my choice of words, at least I take the time to type them out completely. Why is everyone else so goddamn lazy? Here are a list of words and their bastardized counterparts. Anyone caught using these phrases should be IP banned immediately. Not just from YouTube, everywhere.
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